crazyness

now, i am in yogya
trying to figure this illness
yup, i am ill, the ill which make me couldnt sleep before i hear her voice
the ill which can push me to do something crazy
like going to yogya a day before an midle exam

yeah, what the hell... i am crazy anyway

hapunten kawan2 di HAPPY ME, saya meninggalkan tugas volvo nodle map kita ...

[sambungannya setelah nyampe Bandung]

u know? my friends call my trip to journey is stupid
some of them show their simpathy with told nothing
others felt that "she" is the one who should be blamed
ha...

bah bah bah

sombong amat sih... nyontek ajah bangga
pake bilang "alhamdulillah gw bisa"
taik lo

maaf, kata-kata di atas tidak ditujukan kepada para pembaca, hanya ungkapan kekesalan gw ajah sama orang-orang yang suka berbangga hati dengan hasil contekan... nyontek ato kagak, jelas, itu urusan masing-masing, gw juga males banget mikirinnya. Tapi hasil nyontek dapet nilai sama gede trus belagak kek dia ngerjain ndiri, beuh... dongkol

btw tadi abis uTs accounting, 14 Bab, 600an halaman, alhamdulillah banyak yang bisa, gak semenakutkan yang dibayangkan, hehe... semoga ajah nilainya juga bagus. hidup IPK 4,0

gak jadi LIVINA

Happy Me, sindikat gw, gak jadi bikin marketing plan Nissan Livina buat tugas besar Marketing Management. PT. Nissan Indonesia gak bersedia ngasih data-data yang kami butuhkan dengan alasan takut terjadi kebocoran data...



Bisa dipahami bahwa kehati-hatian ini dipicu atas persaingan yang ketat di dunia otomotif Indonesia terlebih bahwa Nissan menghadapi tekanan yang kuat dari Toyota sebagai market leader di Indonesia. gw denger dari si Harie, yang kini kerja buat Agung Automall - distributor Toyota di bawah bendera Astra, Toyota sedang bersiap-siap juga mengantisipasi kehadiran Livina. Klo ndak salah dengan peluncuran Avanza dan Vios serie baru, ckckck... Imbasnya malah sindikat gw yang ganti topik :(

Rencananya sih, Happy Me bakal ngambil Astro TV sebagai bahan studi... services bo'... jarang-jarang nih, hehehe

why couple don't have sex

To My Dear Wife,

During the past year I have tried to
make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an
average of once every ten days.

The following is a list of why I did
not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the
baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the
month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up
your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would
hear us
9 times you said your mother would
hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the
activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a
crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and
get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you
I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you
because I felt you move

KEEP READING.......

=======================================


To My Dear Husband,

I think you have things a little
confused. Here are the reasons you
didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried
to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't come with energy
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got
in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to
play golf
2 times you were in a fight and
someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose
was running
2 times you had a splinter in your
finger
20 times you lost the motion after
thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while
reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV

Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because
you missed and were screwing the
sheets.

I wasn't talking about the crack in
the ceiling, what I said was, "Would
you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"

The time you felt me move was because
you farted and I was trying to breathe.

rambut bau...

awalnya cuman kepancing potong rambut deket potluck, kata temen2 sih oke juga... datanglah sore itu gw ksana...
eng ing eng, ternyata ada dua, "rock n roll" en "black", kata anak2 di 9 matahari sih sama ajah, jadilah gw masuk ke "rock n roll"...
taunya...
tempatnya kecil, gelap dan gak meyakinkan.
banyak rambut berantakan menandakan klo ini tuh potong kering...
mbaknya juga motongnya terkesan asal
dah gituh rambut gw yang masih ada sisa2 wax-nya dia tarik2 dengan kasar pake sisir...
jadinya.. kependekan
udah selesai juga gak di tata ato dibersihin dengan bener, beuh...

aaargh, kesel banget

tekateki

0=1,
1=0,
3=0
10=1
89=3
567=1
8900=5
56789101234500838910?

nah lho, bingung kan?
gw yakin banyak orang udah tahu gimana cara menjawab pertanyaan seperti ini,
tapi apakah sanggup juga untuk menjawab pertanyaan2 di tktq.net??
gak perlu jenius kok buat njawab pertanyaan disana... tapi gak pernah ada tuh yang bilang gampang buat njawab pertanyaan2 itu, hehehehe

oiya, klo ada yg dah nemu jawaban pertanyaan gw, tulis ajah di comment, sapa tau ada rezeki buat ngasih hadiahnya lho....
selamat mencoba dan berteka-teki ria, hehehehe

BH Nayla

beberapa waktu lalu internet ramai dengan berita Buku Harian Nayla, heboh
gw paham dengan rasa kecewa ituh... emang udah keterlaluan banget tuh penjiplakan
klo leo sutanto bilang dia punya lisensinya... trus terang gw gak yakin
klo emang punya, knapa gak dia bilang dari awal? kenapa gak ada citation sama sekali di setiap penayangan BHN? knapa di title ending ditulis: " cerita ini fiktif belaka...."?


Parah kali budaya jiplak menjiplak ini.. kata arswendo di Kompas, "... ini sudah memasuki tahap yang liar".
mungkin juga masalahnya udah sangat mengakar, beuh...
apa iyah ini cuman sekedar karena penulis kita kehabisan ide yang orisinil?
aaah, ini masalah business ethics... so it is fully about moral issue

gw rasa kecewa tidaklah cukup
ngirim pesan ke fuji tv, rcti ato sinemart adalah langkah yang mulia
teriak2 di blog, forum ato wikipedia adalah usaha yang layak diacungi dua jempol
tapi solusi total tidak muncul secara instan...
nah itu BHN, udah dicela demikian rupa tetep ajah di re-run ampe 2 kali, nongol di prime time dan dapet rating luar biasa tinggi...

lantas apa kata chelsea olivia? "... saya cuman artis saja..."

yuuuu

UTS pertama

UTS pertama gw di MBA bener2 berkesan euy...
marketing management... kasus Burberry, Harvard Business Review thn 2004
si kasus udah dibagiin seminggu sebelum ujian

cukup lama juga tuh bacaan di cuekin
yah paling dibaca2 doank...
tapi sehari sebelumnya, "kerja kelompok" di rumah Kanya berhasil menuntaskan nyaris semua masalah, termasuk perut keroncongan, hahaha

ujiannya sendiri berlangsung selama 4 jam, selesai jam 12 teng, beberapa saat sebelum adzan dzuhur di hari Jum'at
4P, 5C, consumer behaviour, business process, consumer satisfaction, competition, market place, advertising campaign.... dsb
everything wrote in english
it was a tough day ...

alhamdulillah, puasssss banget
terlepas dari hasilnya yang sampai saat ini gw belon tahu
tapi gw ngerasa effortnya udah pol, belon 100% sih, tapi ngerasa cukup ajah, hehehe